My Story:

Once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine, and the moon doth glow, it's destiny ... for a bearded child to be born under the 7th star of the 3rd constellation, nestled in the 12th sky.

Aging into adulthood, and bristling with stupendous stubble, this harbinger of hair shall set forth on a journey for which there will be no equal. Though his penchant for perilous pitfalls will lead him down many falsely prophetic paths, his ultimate salvation will inevitably be delivered by the incomparably magnanimous house of magical mystery known only as: TracyLocke.

Our hero's journey continues, the next chapter writes itself onto pages as yet unknown...