My Story:

Tall, dark and with a body of a man who know's what he likes for dinner, Jesse stands poised to shake the emergine niche advertising/moustache community by storm. His affinity for baked goods aside, Jesse excels in charity, ferocity and ambiguity. Most regard him as an idol - some even think him a god - but Jesse entertains only humility in his heart and kindness in his soul. One fan described Jesse as "the ubiquitous definition of all that is holy and good," yet Jesse describes himself simply as "a simple man of simple desires." Also, he's quite modest.